Shooting the Dog A woman was pregnant with triplets. One day she goes into this bank as it was being held up, and gets shot 3 times in her stomach, but luckily she lives. She goes to the doctor who tells her, her children will be all right, one day the bullets will come out. So 13 years later, one triplet, a girl, runs out of the bathroom and says, ""MOM, MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!"" So the mother tells her the story. The next day, the second daughter comes out and s…

I shot the dog... A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate. All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears. ""What's wrong?"" asks the mother. ""I was having a pee and this bullet came out"" replies the daughter. The mother tells her it's okay and explains what ha…

A woman pregnant with triplets... A woman pregnant with triplets is walking past a bank, suddenly an armed thief bursts out of the doors. Startled by her voluptuous figure the thief shoots her in the stomach three times before escaping. After being rushed to hospital the doctors deliver the news to the woman. ""I'm happy to tell you that we were able to save all the babies! Unfortunately due to the position of the bullets we are unable to remove these, they should pose no further issues to the c…

Triplets A woman pregnant with triplets is walking home from the grocery store. As she's putting her money into her purse, some of it gets blown away from her. She follows it and finds it at the mouth of an alley way. When she finally retrieves it, there's a man standing in front of her. This man shoots her three times in the stomach, taking with him her bag and her money. An hour later, the woman is in the ER, her doctor checks her and tells her that her children will be completely alright. Six…