Separate but equal? A guy dies and ends up in front of St. Peter at the entrance to heaven. St. Peter says âWelcome to heaven! Youâve lived a good and decent life; we have to find you a place to live up here. Hop in my golf cart and letâs take a tour of the different subdivisions. Letâs start in the Methodist neighborhoodâ The neighborhood is gorgeous; perfectly manicured lawns, each house is distinct but perfectly nice, kids are playing in the yards, people having a picnic in the town square, etc⊠The guy goes âthis is awesome!â St. Peter says âYeah, itâs nice, but letâs continue to have a look around.â Next, St. Peter takes them to the Lutheran subdivision. The same thing, itâs perfect, everything in order, all the homes are nice, the grass is green, everyone waves as they pass through in their golf carts and seem so friendly etc.. Again, the guy goes âthis is great, itâs perfectâ St. Peter continues to show him different neighborhoods all afternoon and they are all in the same perfect condition, each one just as nice as the last. The guy goes, âthey are all great, I canât decideâ St. Peter says âone last neighborhood to show.â They end up at a huge wall, as tall as the eye can see. St. Peter and the guy climb and climb and finally reach the top and peer over. Itâs the same thing as before; awesome idyllic neighborhood, kids laughing and playing, people enjoying each otherâs company etc⊠The guy says âItâs great too, just like the other neighborhoods, but why the giant wall?â St. Peter goes âWell, this is the Catholic neighborhood. They like to think they are the only ones up here.â