Moms that name their daughters Stacy are the real narcissists.

Dad I've got something to tell you.. A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad'. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands. Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you. I've be…

Rita found her husband hanging in his bedroom one morning with a note on his bed reading ""I can't take the critism anymore."" She quickly cut the rope, brought him down and managed to revive him. As her husband lay in her arms and slowly opened his eyes, she said emotionally ""my dear...that's NOT how you spell criticism!""

Son leaves a note A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an Envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding rea…