Little bill came in from recess Little billy came from recess where he was greeted at the door by his teacher. ""how was your recess?"" he asked billy. ""it was good, I played in the sand box with little susan"" billy replied. ""that sounds lovely. If you can spell the word cat you can have an extra 10 minutes of recess"". ""c-a-t"" and off he went. Next in came little Susan. ""how was your recess little susan?"" ""oh it was good. I played in the sand box with little billy"". ""how nice, if you …

Little Billy and his organ (version 2) Little Billy had dark hair, hazel eyes, and always wore red sneakers. His parents were both musicians, so Little Billy started playing the organ when he was 5. He practiced and practiced after school every day until it was very late. He loved the organ very much. He even got private lessons from a professional organist from his local church. His mother, while supporting his hobby, was warned by his pediatrician: ""Billy practicing on the organ has prevented…

Little Billy in Math class Little Billy was in math class and the teacher asked, 'If there are 4 birds on a telephone wire, and the farmer shoots one of them off, how many are left?' Little Billy raises his hand and the teacher calls on him, 'Yes Billy?' Little Billy says 'Zero! Because when the farmer shoots the other birds will fly away!' The teacher says, 'Actually, the answer is 3, but I like the way you think.' Now this got little Billy steamed. He knows what happens when you shoot a gun ar…

Little Billy wakes up full of excitement on Christmas day. He rushes downstairs as fast as his little legs will carry him. Being from a poor family his parents can't afford much but he's grateful for what he receives. A small pile of inexpensive gifts are quickly opened by the young boy. A little while later Little Billy asks his mother if he can call round to see his friend Johnny next door to see what he got for Christmas. His mother agrees but tells him not to be too long because she's prepar…