So I recently opened a suicide bomb shop in Syria, and it's doing great! Prophets are going through the roof.#Syria0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'm so horrified right now. I'm on the treadmill reading about the bombings in Syria. And my T-shirt's on backwards!#Syria#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Obama keeps trying to get me to kiss this top secret document from Syria but I keep telling him I'm not the kinda guy who'll kiss intel#Obama#Syria#Intel0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
TIL: The condom was invented in modern day Syria around 100 BC It used goat intestines and later in the 18th century the British improved on the design by removing the goats and only using the intestines.#Syria#Animals0🔗 ShareWhatsApp