Ever seen a horse with a carrot on a stick dangling over its head? Last night on the treadmill's TV, I saw an ad for Kentucky Fried Chicken.

In Louisville, KY where bars are open till 4 am. Here's my slogan for them: "Get upchucky in Kentucky."

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No thanks Kentucky Derby. If I wanted to see a defenseless animal get beat into submission I'd just call my boss.