Stevie Wonder walks into a bar... and a chair, and a table.

Stevie Wonder walked into a bar He never saw it coming.

Jack & Stevie Stevie Wonder and Jack Nicklaus are in a bar. Nicklaus turns to Wonder and says, ""How's the singing career going?"" Stevie Wonder says, ""Not too bad, the latest album's gone into the top 10, so all in all I think it's pretty good. By the way, how's the golf?"" Nicklaus replies, ""Not too bad. I m not winning as much as I used to but I'm still making a bit of money. I had some problems with my swing, but I think I've got that worked out now."" ""I always find that when my swin…

Tiger Woods and Stevie Wonder are in a bar. Tiger turns to Stevie and says, "How's the singing career going?" Stevie replies, "Not too bad. How's the golf?" Woods replies, "Not too bad, I've had some problems with my swing, but I think I've got that right now." Stevie says, "I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the next time I play, it seems to be all right." Incredulous, Tiger says, "You play GOLF?" Stevie says, "Yes…