A tribal Indian Chief needs toilet paper...
so he heads to the supermarket. He has never been to a supermarket before and has no idea where to start. He starts wandering the aisles marveling at all of the different products lining the shelves. A clerk notices the Chief walking around aimlessly.
-Hi sir, you look lost. What can I help you find?
-Me chief. Need toilet paper.
-Sure thing. Is there a certain brand you're looking for?
The chief looks at him blankly for a moment and shrugs, so th…