Speeding?
A pensioner drove his brand new Mercedes Benz to 100 mph.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he sees a cop behind him, signaling to pull over.
He floored it to 140 , then 150, then 155, and 160…Suddenly he thought, "Shit man, I'm too old for this nonsense !"
So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the cop to catch up with him.
The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. And guess what, today is Friday and I'm takin…