An elderly couple. A long one but good An elderly couple is worried that they are starting to fprget simple things, so they go to a doctor for a check up. The doctor looks them over top to bottom but doesn't find anything. ""It seems you two are perfectly fine so all that I can suggest is anytime you want to remember something, simply write it down"". The couple believe that's a great idea amd so they go home with renewed confidence. Later that evening, the couple are watching television and he …

Rabbi in a restaurant... There once was a rabbi who had been a rabbi for many years and, all his life, he'd tried to be a good Jew. He obeyed the ten commandments, he read the Torah frequently and he kept kosher but, secretly, he'd always wanted to try pork. Everybody made so much fuss about pork and bacon and ham and he always wanted to taste it, to see if it lived up to the hype. So, one day, he said to himself ""I'm getting on in years, I've always done my best to be good, so if I do this one…

What's the difference between black people amd snow tires? Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them.

There was this old Irish couple... The husband is sitting at home, watching tv. The wife comes in the door from her doctor's appointment. Husband looks up and asks, ""How did the doc go?"" She says ""It went foin, but ah got embarrassed before it ended."" He says, "" Whatcha get embarrassed fer?"" She says ""Well, he came in and took me blood pressure and ev'rything, and then finally he asked me for a specimen. For the life of me, i couldn't think what a specimen was. Do you know what a specimen…