There was this old Irish couple... The husband is sitting at home, watching tv. The wife comes in the door from her doctor's appointment. Husband looks up and asks, ""How did the doc go?"" She says ""It went foin, but ah got embarrassed before it ended."" He says, "" Whatcha get embarrassed fer?"" She says ""Well, he came in and took me blood pressure and ev'rything, and then finally he asked me for a specimen. For the life of me, i couldn't think what a specimen was. Do you know what a specimen…