Rabbi in a restaurant... There once was a rabbi who had been a rabbi for many years and, all his life, he'd tried to be a good Jew. He obeyed the ten commandments, he read the Torah frequently and he kept kosher but, secretly, he'd always wanted to try pork. Everybody made so much fuss about pork and bacon and ham and he always wanted to taste it, to see if it lived up to the hype. So, one day, he said to himself ""I'm getting on in years, I've always done my best to be good, so if I do this one thing, I'm sure it won't really matter..."" and he went to a restaurant to try some pork. Since it would be the first and last time he ever tried it, he thinks ""might as well be hanged for a sheep as for a lamb"" and orders the fanciest pig dish on the menu. A few minutes later, the waiter comes in with a tray carrying a whole roasted suckling pig with a big red apple lodged in its mouth. He places it on the table, the rabbi picks up his fork and is about to tuck in when he hears a voice behind him, ""Rabbi? Is that you?"", amd turns around to see one of the people from his synagogue. They both look at each other and then at the pig and then back at each other. The man says ""Rabbi? What's going on?"" and the rabbi says... ""I know, disgusting isn't it. I only ordered an apple and **look how they've served it!""**