John had a nasty habit of murdering lawyers. If any lawyer crossing a road would be seen by John driving his car, John would accelerate and always aim for the lawyer. Hearing a lovely "bang" made by lawyer's body hitting the hood and seeing him in the rearview mirror lying in a pool of blood was what would make John's heart sing. One day John picked up a priest who was hitchhiking. As they were driving John suddenly sees a lawyer just about to cross the road. Old habit kicking in, John accelerates to try to hit the lawyer. Last-second however he realises that the priest is next to him, so he pulls his handbrake and tries to steer away from the lawyer. Nevertheless, he hears the well known bang and sees a dead lawyer behind him. "I'm sorry father" says John to the priest. "I killed a lawyer." "No worries" says the priest. "It wasn't you, you would have missed. I hit him with my doors!"