Good hearing A shy fellow moves into a new apartment complex. One day, he's getting his mail and a stunningly beautiful woman is getting her mail, wearing a robe. She looks at him and opens her robe to show she's wearing nothing underneath. She asks, "See anything you like?" "Y-y-y-yes", he stammers. She starts to move towards him, then quickly closes her robe. "I think I hear someone coming. Let's to go to my apartment.", she says. He nervously follows her up to her apartment. Once they are inside, she turns and drops her robe. "What do you think is my best feature?" she asks. "Ummmm, your ears?", he replies. "MY EARS?!?!?!? Why in the WORLD would you think my ears are my best feature!?" she screams. He replies, "Downstairs when you said you heard someone coming? That was me."