Wired: "Machine learning will TAKE OVER THE WORLD!" Amazon: "We see you bought a wallet. Would you like to buy ANOTHER WALLET?"

WHITE PEOPLE COLONIZED AND ENSLAVED THE WORLD IN SEARCH OF SPICES AND DIDN'T USE A DAMN ONE

"THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!" 2012: omg please no 2016: are we doing this or not

The Twelve Inch Pianist A man walks into a bar and sees upon the counter a very small man playing on a very small piano. The man goes up to the bartender and asks, ""Wherever did you find such a man?"" The bartender replies, ""I've got a genie in a bottle. He's in the back, would you wanna see him?"" Enthralled, the man follows the bartender to the genie bottle, and rubs it. The genie appears and belts out to the man, ""I WILL GRANT YOU ONE WISH. ANYTHING IN THE WORLD, AND IT SHALL BE YOURS."" T…