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A Wall Street banker finishes work for the day and heads outside to wait for his Uber home. Whilst waiting, he mistakenly makes eye contact with a homeless man busking outside the building. The busker perks up and shouts out "Excuse me, sir! Do you possibly have ten dollars for a meal?" "No, I don't." replies the banker, curtly. "That's a shame", replies the man. "Well, do you have five bucks for a sandwich?" "No, I don't have five dollars either!", snaps the banker, rolling his eyes. "Hmm. One dollar for a cup of coffee?", asks the hopeful man. "NO!", yells the banker. "Well, Jesus, man! Here, you'd better take my guitar and find a busy corner; you sound worse off than me!"

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