The next person who calls it an ATM Machine is getting sent to the ICU Unit.

A doctor from the U.S. is visiting a hospital in Scotland A prominent physician is visiting a hospital in Scotland. He's being shown around by the medical director. They take him to the OR, very modern. Then they go to the ICU, where he talks to the nurses. They go to another ward, where there's a long line of beds, each with a patient in it. He asks the first one, ""What are you here for?"", and gets the reply, ""Oh my luve's like a red red rose."" ""OK,"" he thinks, and goes to the next man. "…

Did anybody hear about the the peeping Tom who was caught? He was beaten up so badly they sent him to the ICU.

Wife in ICU Wife was in the ICU The husband was unable to control his tears Doctor: We are trying our best but can't guarantee anything Her body is not reacting It seems she is in a coma Husband: Doctor please save her She is just 30 years old and the family needs her Suddenly something happened Miraculously the ECG started beeping like crazy A hand moved her lips mumbled And she spoke: I'm 28