A doctor from the U.S. is visiting a hospital in Scotland A prominent physician is visiting a hospital in Scotland. He's being shown around by the medical director. They take him to the OR, very modern. Then they go to the ICU, where he talks to the nurses. They go to another ward, where there's a long line of beds, each with a patient in it. He asks the first one, ""What are you here for?"", and gets the reply, ""Oh my luve's like a red red rose."" ""OK,"" he thinks, and goes to the next man. ""How are they treating you here?"" ""Wee sleekin' cowrie, tim'rous beastie,"" says the patient. ""Oh, boy, this is weird,"" says the doctor. He goes to a third man and asks him how he feels. He gets the answer, ""Should auld acquaintance be forgot."" ""OK"", he asks his guide, ""what is this ward?"" The director says, ""Why, laddie, this is the Burns unit!""