The slight difference between me and Superman⦠He *has* super vision. I *require* supervision .#Superman0š ShareWhatsApp
For people with a gluten allergy, it's kind of like kryptonite, except Superman didn't find a way to mention it in every conversation.#Superman0š ShareWhatsApp
"It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superman!" "Nope." "A spider? An aardvark?" "Wrong. It's a horse." "Wow. You can't draw for shit."#Superman#Animals0š ShareWhatsApp
If Batman gets to use a piece of Kryptonite against Superman, Superman should get to use a piece of Batman's parents. Fair is fair.#Superman0š ShareWhatsApp
My wife says I've placed unreasonable expectations on our kids, but I think Superman and Wolverine will turn out just fine.#Superman#Marriage0š ShareWhatsApp