😄 Netanyahu, while visiting the United Nations, overheard chants of "free Palestine!" He thought to h...

Israel is like STOP TOUCHING ME and Palestine is like YOU'RE TOUCHING ME and Hillary is like I WILL PULL THIS CAR OVER.

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My phone's autocorrect would like to wish everyone a happy Palestine Day.

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You can call me xenophobic... But I think the United Nations has too many foreigners.

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Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game? He got suspended.

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