You Might Be An Extreme Redneck If... You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of HER kids. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean. Someone in your family died right after saying, 'Hey, guys, watch this.' You think Dom Perig…

After Thanksgiving a woman continually finds her husband rummaging through the fridge... ... ravenously devouring leftovers from their Thanksgiving feast. It gets to the point where she begins to get worried and asks, ""Honey can you stop eating like that? You aren't even heating your food!"" To which the husband replies, ""Everyone knows it is futile to try and quit cold turkey!""

You're an EXTREME redneck when... 1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it. 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 4. You think a woman who is ""out of your league"" bowls on a different night. 5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean. 6. Someone in your family died right after saying, ""Hey, guys, watch this.""…

Latex gloves A happy couple are laying in bed when the husband farts, the wife says to him ""Harry, you fart every morning in bed. One day you're going to fart your guts out!"" Harry just grunted and ignored her. 4 months later... It's the morning after thanksgiving and the wife Fiona is looking in the fridge when she notices the insides of the turkey in plastic wrap. She knows what she had to do. She goes upstairs and while Harry is sleeping she slips the insides into his boxers. She goes back …