A man is stranded on a desert island A few months go by when suddenly a beautiful woman walks out of the ocean wearing a wet suit She says it looks like you've been here a long time I bet you'd like something to eat. He says yeah, so she unzips a pocket and pulls out a sandwich Then she says I bet you'd like a drink. He says yeah, so she unzips another pocket and pulls out a flask She then says I bet you'd like to play around and starts to pull down the main zipper He says don't tell me you have a set of golf clubs in there