Little Timmy was struggling very hard with his math classes. His parents did everything and anything to help their son...private tutors, teacher meetings, and even asking the local Asian kid. Nothing worked. Finally, in a last ditch effort they enrolled him into a small Catholic school to see if the nun's strict curriculum would do the trick. At the end of the first day of school the boy walked in with a stern expression on his face, and walked right past the parents and went straight to his roo…

Sir-mixalot went to Catholic school as a child... ... and he HATED IT, absolutely deplored Catholic school. But there was one day every year which he loved, the church barbecue at the end of the year. Later in life he used his experiences as a child in his songs, the most famous one being... ""I don't want Nuns unless you got buns hun!""

Catholic School So there's a bad jewish kid and he swears all the time. He gets expelled from school. His behavior combined with the town he lives in being so small where everyone knows everyone's business, causes his family to become pariahs. Desperate for a solution, the parents ask the local Rabbi for help who suggests sending the boy to a *yeshiva* - a Jewish private school. The parents try this, but sadly, this seemed to make him worse, now he swears in both English and Hebrew. The ne…

Once there was a girl who went to a Catholic school. While there, she always fell asleep. At one point, the teacher called on her and asked "Who is the son of God?" The boy behind her tried to wake her up so he did so by poking her butt with his pencil. The girl jumped and yelled "JESUS CHRIST!" The teacher looked at her surprised and said "Correct!" Later on the teacher called on her again. This time she asked "Who is our lord in Heaven?" The boy woke her up again by poking her in the bu…