(in dog boss' office) "Smith, you're fired." Fine. I guess I'll just WALK out... (boss' tail starts wagging) "Wait Smith get back here"

Cleaning Day Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. ""Boss,"" he says, ""we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff."" ""We're short-handed, Smith,"" the boss replies, ""I can't give you the day off."" ""Thanks, boss,"" says Smith, ""I knew I could count on you!""

So I need you guys' idea for jokes? So a coworker of mine enjoys sleeping so much that another coworker and I started making jokes about it. Now what started off as just a couple of laughs here and there turned into our very own ""Chuck Norris"" jokes. To further explain we used the same structure of the jokes but instead of saying ""Chuck Norris"" we used his name, but to protect his identity I am going to say ""Smith"". Here are a couple of examples: -Most people take cat naps but cats take Sm…

SMITH'S QUESTION... One of our co-worker Mr Smith went missing for a few hours and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found Smith fast asleep. Rather than waking him, he quietly placed a note on the man's chest: ""As long as you're asleep, you have a job but as soon as you wake up, you're fired!"" Should Smith wake up or continue sleeping? Drop ur comment fast