Just received a text message... Just received a text message telling me I've won a competition! The prizes are 500 cash or front row tickets to see an Elvis tribute act. I don't know if its a scam though? It says to press 1 for the money and 2 for the show.

I just had a phone call saying I'd won 250 cash or two tickets to an Elvis tribute night. It said Press 1 for the money or 2 for the show......

How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One for the money, two for the show.

A homeless man goes to a fortune teller... A homeless man who spends his days street performing on an old guitar for some loose change decides to spend the money on a fortune teller one day. The fortune teller tells the homeless man that she has good news and bad news for him. The homeless asks to hear the good news first. She begins to tell the man about his after-life. She tells him that he will meet Elvis and John Lennon in the after-life, and that the three of them together are going to be t…