I bet you the first person to invent puzzles was a woman that ripped up a picture of her husband.

Parish priest A priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner. He was delayed, so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited. ""I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told…

During a bank robbery The robber asks the first person in line if they just saw how he robbed the bank. ""Well, obviously I did, I mean it's not that I'm blind or anything"" the man says and BOOM the robber shoots him dead. ""And you, did you just witness this robbery?"" he asks another man in the line. ""No, I didn't, but my wife here did!""

3 people were stuck on a boat in the middle of the ocean The first person is missing his family. His wife just had his son and he misses him very much. The second person is also sad because he had just got married yesterday. The third person however, can do nothing but smile. All of a sudden, a lamp falls out of the sky and onto the hands of the first person. Person 2: a lamp! Maybe there's a genie in it! Rub it! Person 1 rubs it and a genie emerges from the lamp! Genie: Thank you for freeing me…