Two brothers go into an unemployment office. The first one sits down and is asked what skills he has. He says “pilot”. They tell him it will be no problem, they can get him a job right away. The other brother sits down and they ask the same thing. He says “woodcutter”. They tell him it’s not a very specialized skill but they will try to find him work. He says, you said you could get my brother a job right away. Well, he’s a pilot. So he says, well, if I don’t cut it, he can’t pile it!