2 Drunk Men… 2 men, known for their drunken antics, decided to go drinking one night. In order to curb the drinking, their wives only supplied them with enough cash for several drinks each. The men arrive at the bar and quickly run thru their small drinking allowance and are swiftly booted from the bar. As the 2 men walked around trying to figure out how to get more money for drinks, they see a hot dog vendor closing down for the night. One of the men suddenly gets an idea and the two pool their pocket change so they can buy a single hot dog. Man #1 quickly shoves the hot dog down his pants and instructs Man #2 to just follow his lead. They arrive at the nearest bar and begin drinking like champs. After several hours the bartender demands they settle their tab. Man #1 quickly unzips his pants and whips out the hot dog. Knowing what to do the second man drops to his knees and begins sucking on the hot dog. The bartender half loses his mind. He yells and screams and kicks the men out into the street. “It worked!” They exclaimed. The 2 visit several more bars that night, each one ending the same way. Drink, demand for payment, hot dog. As the sun peeked on the horizon the two decided to head home. Man#2: I gotta tell you, you’re a real genius! Using that hot dog got us out of hundreds in drink charges! Man#1: *pauses* … the hot dog? Oh man i’m sorry but I lost that thing after the first bar.