"Sit" dog sits "Down" dog lays down on floor "Play Dead" dog graduates college, finds job, gets married and has kids

Just settled a divorce over Parrot custody/visitation. Neither may teach it negative phrases abt the other. I went to law school for this.

A dumb married couple lived on a farm... The dimwitted couple just got back from the hospital with their new born twins they have yet to name. Wife - ""What should we name our children?"" Husband - ""How about john and Jane?"" Wife - ""No no that's to unoriginal."" The couple argued for a full day on what to name their twins but could not come to a agreement. Husband - ""Okay I got it! I'll run out the back door and you run out the front door and the first thing we see we will name the twins."" …

A woman gives birth to twins An old fisherman and his wife settle down and decide to have some kids. The wife ends up giving birth to twins, both boys. Eventually as the babies grow the couple notice that the two never face the same way. Wherever one of them looks the other is always facing the opposite direction, no matter what they do. The couple decide to name them Toward and Away. The kids grow and have a happy childhood despite this strange behavior and when they turn 10 years old their fat…