Home Loan Troubles So one day Kermit the frog decides that he wanted to buy this new condo by the beach. He goes into the nearest bank and strolls up to the counter. In front of him there was this teller with name badge blaring ""Paddywhack"". Kermit says ""I want a loan"". She goes through usual procedure then asks him about a deposit. He places this little tiny china elephant on the bench and says ""Here's my deposit, give me a loan"". The teller replies ""I'm sorry that's really not good enou…

Irish hunters Two Irish hunters got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They bagged six. As they started loading the plane for the return trip, The pilot said the plane could take only four moose. The two lads objected strongly. ""Last year we shot six, and the pilot let us put them all on board; he had the same plane as yours."" Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. However, even with full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down. A few moments a…

Two Irishmen flew to Canada on a hunting trip. They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose..... With some luck they managed to bag Six. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only Four moose. The two lads objected strongly. ""Last year we shot six as well! The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours!?!"" Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. The plane took off. However, while at…

The Irish Millionaire Mick, from Dublin , appeared on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 euros. ""You've done very well so far,"" said Chris Tarrant, the show's presenter, ""but for a million Euros you've only got one life-line left, phone a friend. Everything is riding on this question. Will you go for it?"" ""Sure,"" said Mick. ""I'll have a go!"" ""Which of the following birds does NOT build its own nest? a) Sparrow b) Thrush, c) Magpie,…