Simple mathematics The couple were both 60 years old and had been married for 40 of those years. Together so long, they decided to take separate vacations. The husband chose to go to Bali, and while there, sent back a text discussing how he’d met a 30-year old native woman and that they were having a wonderful time together. The wife chose to go to Paris and wrote back that she had met a 30 year-old Frenchman who was wining and dining her. Further, she texted her husband, “I can assure you that I’m having a better time than you!” “And how’s that,” he texted back. “Well,” she said, “it’s purely mathematics- thirty goes into sixty more times than sixty goes into thirty!”