My brother told me he never heard of Einstein’s Theory of Relativity before today. I said, “it’s about time!”#Einsteins0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
sometimes I wonder if Einstein's friends were ever able to say "nice work, Einstein" without sounding sarcastic#Einsteins#Einstein#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I was gonna do a tweet about Albert Einstein's IQ but I couldn't get it under 140.#Albert#Einsteins#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
7 y/o daughter: Why don't they have tape for your burrito but you could eat the tape? And now I know what Einstein's parents felt like#Einsteins0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Einstein, Tesla, Newton, and Pascal are all playing Hide 'N Seek It is Einstein's turn to be it. So he covers his eyes and slowly counts to 20. Tesla climbs up a tree, Pascal jumps behind a bush, and Newton stands right where he is and draws a 1m x 1m square around him. ""...eighteen, nineteen, twenty! Ready or not, here I come!"" exclaims Einstein. Of course, Newton is the first person he sees so he tags him. ""Gotcha, Newton!"" To which Newton responds, ""Nope. Pascal!""#Einstein#Pascal#Einsteins#First Person+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp