Montreal A customer in a Montreal restaurant turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. "This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked 'C' gave me boiling water." "But, Monsieur, 'C' stands for chaud тАУ French for hot. You should know that if you live in Montreal." "Wait a minute," roared the patron. "The other tap is also marked 'C'." "Of course," said the manager. "It stands for cold. After all, Montreal is a bilingual city."