😄 Two priests named John and Samuel, are having lunch together Says John, "I think somebody in my con...

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Two priests named John and Samuel, are having lunch together Says John, "I think somebody in my congregation has stolen my bike. I can't find it anywhere. What do you think I should do?" Samuel replies, "This Sunday, you have the whole congregation read the ten commandments aloud during your sermon. Hopefully whoever stole it will say 'thou shall not steal', feel guilty, and return your bike." John agrees. Next week, when the two meet for lunch again, John happily reports having recovered his bike. "See?" Said Samuel, "I knew that reading the Ten Commandments would do the trick!" "Yes," John replies, "we got to 'Thou shall not commit adultery', and I remembered where I'd left it."

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