NO Speak English A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto . The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, so, in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the messag…

How did a Chinese guy end up with a Tamil name? I recently met a Chinese man in Toronto and got to know that his name was Kandasamy. I asked him, "How did you get a name like that being Chinese?" He said, “Many, many years ago when I first arrived in Canada, I was standing in line at the Political Asylums Immigration Counter, and the man in front of me was a Sri Lankan Tamil refugee.” The lady at the counter looked at him and asked, “What is your name?" The Sri Lankan refugee replied "Kand…

Where's the red light district in Toronto? Behind the Maple Leafs' net.

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling? Because the market got flooded.