An old guy is sitting on a park bench… His buddy runs up to him and sits down out of breath.. He says Max what’s going on? He says I just ran 3 miles in 27 minutes.. He says you’re 85 years old what are you doing running 3 miles. He says I’m on a new routine. I eat a loaf of Jewish rye bread every day and it’s helping me with my stamina and it’s also helping me perform with the ladies. … So intrigued, he goes straight to the deli.. He says I want three loaves of Jewish rye bread… She says three loaves ??… He says yes! The lady says it’s going to be hard within three days … He says How does everybody know about this except me …