A man missed the bus to get home after work and is telling his buddy the story "As I was going thru the neighborhood, I didnt realize there was a house with a loose pitbull" Oh no, so what happened? - asked his buddy The vicious dog saw me and started running towards me. Naturally, fear and adrenaline kicked in so in a split second I took off running too! I had no idea I could run that fast... I ran so fast I was sliding and slipping. But the dog was fast and hungry for flesh and he was barking and gaining up on me. So I ran faster and faster but I kept sliding and slipping. Finally, I saw a ladder in a neighbor's house and hopped a fence to get to it. I went up as fast as I could but I kept slipping; it didnt matter because I was safe and a few minutes later the dog went home... His friend goes: God damn bro! That is scary!! If that would have happened to me I would have shit my pants at the very least. The man goes: Well, how do you think I kept sliding and slipping??