A Buddhist monk walks up to a NYC hot dog vendor... ...and said, "Make me one with everything." The hot dog vendor gives him the cynical scowl that you would expect from a jaded New Yorker, "That'll be 6 bucks!" The monk pulls a $50 bill from his pouch and hands it to the vendor. He puts it in his apron and yells, "Next!" Perplexed, the monk calmly queries, "What about my change, Sir." The vendor give the monk a wry smirk and said, "I though you knew - change comes from within."