Did you guys hear about the 4 car accident in Mexico? ...94 people died.

ENGLISH IS A FUNNY LANGUAGE Let's face it -- English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant not ham in hamburger; neither apple or pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is …

REQUEST: Racist "White" jokes, please. I know DOZENS of Racist Jokes. But only a couple (not very good) Racist White Jokes. For example: Did you hear about the 2 house fire in Mexico? Thousands died. Why do Mexican's drive low-riders? So they can pick strawberries from their car. A man walks into a Bar with a Parrot on his shoulder. The Bartender says: "Wow, that's awesome! Where can I get one?" The Parrot Replies: "Africa! There's millions of them!" Seriously though: I love Black People. …

What are the most racist jokes you know? There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.