Three guys die and find themselves at the Pearly Gates Three guys die and go to heaven. They find themselves standing before Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, past the gates they can see a long road which seems to stretch up higher and higher into the clouds, and out of sight. Saint Peter looks to the first man and asks him ""How many times have you cheated on your wife?"" to which the man replies ""Never."" Then with a snap of his fingers a lamborghini murcielago appears on the road beyond the n…

Three car salesmen have a wreck on the way to work They all arrive at the Pearly Gates and Saint Peter says ""Let me ask you a question before admitting you to heaven."" To the first he says ""My son, while on Earth did you lead a good life?"" ""Oh yes, "" says the first man,"" I had thirty years of marriage to a wonderful woman and I was honest in business"" ""I see here in the book you're telling the truth"", says Saint Peter, ""here are your keys to a brand new Mercedes to drive in Heaven"" T…

A man arrives at the gates of heaven... There are 2 men in front of him. God lets the first man in and he receives an old dirty truck in terrible condition. He says ""I guess that's what I get for cheating on my wife 10 times."" God let's the second man in. He receives an old car in bad condition. He says ""This is what I get for cheating on my wife 5 times. The final man gets a brand new Lamborghini. ""This is what I get for never cheating on my wife."" The next day, the two men see the faithfu…

Three men are waiting at the gates to heaven When they are told they will receive a better car, the more loyal they were to their wives. The first man approaches St. Peter and St. Peter says ""you sir were very loyal to your wife you get a Lamborghini"" the man thanks St. Peter, gets in his car and drives through the gates. The second man approaches St. Peter and St. Peter says ""you sir were loyal except for one instance. You get a Chrysler"" the man expresses his regret and enters through the …