I haven't said a single truthful thing on here since I became the King of Sweden.

The joke is on you... SWEDEN! Here's a few jokes: Q: How do you sink a Swedish submarine? A: You dive and knock on the hatch. Q: Why there is alway a man and a woman in Swedish police patrol? A: To avoid workplace romances. Q: What is a party game played by Swedes? A: One Swede goes into a box and the other Swede tries to guess which Swede is in it. Q: How do you sink a Swedish battleship? A: Let them build it themselves. Q: Why Swedes are bad fishermen? A: When they catch a fish, the try to kil…

What do they call a bra in Sweden? A holdsemfromfloppin

The ice fishing contest An ice fishing contest is held between Norway and Sweden. The teams from each country get up early and set up their gear at opposite sides of a lake. After about half an hour, the Norwegians haul up their first fish. The Swedes can hear them cheer from across the lake. Then another one bites, and throughout the day they catch a bunch of fish. The Swedes on the other hand can't even get a nibble. Thenext day the same thing happens, and the Swedes are yet to catch even one …