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Ole finally died, so Lena went to the newspaper office to arrange for his obituary. The editor said, "OK, Lena, what do you want it to say?" "'Ole died.'" "Well, the lowest price is for one to five words, so you might as well make it five words." "OK. 'Ole died. Boat for sale.'" Thanks to u/ImA12GoHawks for posting an Ole and Lena joke today. It prompted me to share this one.

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