When my wife is out of town my sleeping position changes from 'balancing on edge of bed' to 'snow angel'

A matter of conscience A man is lying awake in the middle of the night in a hotel room, wracked with guilt because he just cheated on his wife. His conscience takes the form of a little angel and a little devil, and he's talking with them about what just happened. The angel says, ""Bill, this is the most terrible thing you've ever done! You've destroyed your marriage, you'll lose the house, the kids, and everything that means anything to you. And for what? One night of pleasure with her, who you…

A man is trying to chop down some trees by the river. Unfortunately the axe slipped out of the man's hand and fell into the river. The man was so saddened by this. He literally couldn't move. That was the only way he could support his family. He didn't know what he could do, he can't even swim. Then suddenly a beautiful women emerges out of the river, holding a bronze axe. ""Don't be afraid I am angel of this river. Is this your axe?"" He replied ""No, my axe is made of iron."" She magically tur…

Guardian Angel A man was walking by a construction site when he heard a woman yell ""STOP!!!"" The man stopped abruptly, and seconds later a brick fell and landed in his path. He looked around but saw no trace of the woman whose voice he heard. A day or two after that, he was driving to work. In the midst of the blazing music in the car he heard the same voice yell even louder ""STOP!!!"" He screeched on the brakes. A huge truck breezed past the front of his car from an intersection. He couldn't…