Lips Two cowboys were riding in a wagon. It was bitter cold, but they pressed on. The driver stopped the wagon, went to one of the horses, and put one finger in it's butt. Then he wiped it on his lips. The other cowboy thought *that's freaking weird* but he didn't say anything. An hour later, the driver stopped the wagon again, got down and put his finger in the horse's butt again, and wiped it on his lips. The other cowboy thought *if he does that again, I'm going to find out why!!* Sure enough, an hour later the driver stops the wagon, goes to the horse, puts his finger in it's butt and wipes it on his lips! The second cowboy said, "Why are you doing that!?" "My lips are chapped!" replied the driver. "Does that help your lips heal?" he asked. The driver answered, "Not exactly, but it sure keeps me from wanting to lick them!!"