A foreign delegation visits the USSR... Obviously, the KGB charts the course of the delegation in advance and ensures that everything is exemplary. According to the plan, the delegation is to visit a rural fair and KGB agents find a peasant selling a cow and ask how much it costs. The peasant asks 100 rubles for the cow, but the KGB agents demand he say it costs 5 rubles. The peasant, in despair, tries to persuade them that he will have nothing to feed his children with, but the KGB agents reassure him, saying this is only for the duration of the delegation's visit and they will arrange that no one buys the cow for this price. The delegation arrives, they are led to the peasant, foreigners ask how much such a cow costs, and the peasant proudly says - I sell it for 5 rubles. Foreigners marvel at how affordable everything is in the USSR, but the conversation is overheard by a random buyer who joyfully runs up screaming: "A cow for 5 rubles? Let me buy it!". An KGB agent appears promptly, discreetly pulls out his badge and stares intimidatingly at the buyer, who immediately understands everything and adds: "On second thoughts, why do I need a cow? I better add another 5 rubles and buy myself a chicken!"