A kid boards a flight for the first time in his life Kid: What kind of flight is this mom? Mom: Boeing Kid: I'm boarding a Boeing, Boeing, Boeing, Boeing Mom: Be silent you idiot Kid: I'm oarding an oeing, oeing, oeing, oeing P.S: Based on a true incident

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane? A boeing constrictor

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

An old man calls in to a radio station during a contest... ""Welcome to 99.5 The Lounge, you're on the air. We're currently holding our annual quiz contest; answer any of three questions right, and you'll win $500. You ready?"" ""That I am."" ""All right, let's begin. The first question is... What has four wheels and travels on roads?"" ""That would be a car, right?"" ""Almost, but not quite. The answer we were looking for is 'a Toyota Prius.' You still have two more chances for that $500, so it…