After 20 years of marriage, Louise was upset her husband Tom never bought her a Christmas gift She was so upset she told him she wanted to see a marriage counsellor. The counsellor asked Tom why he never bought Louise a Christmas gift. "I did! I bought her a gift the first year we were married," he said. "Well, why have you never gotten her one since," the counsellor asked. "I told her I'd get her another one when she used the first one I got her. She hasn't used it yet," he said. The counsellor looked at Louise who was staring at the floor. "What did you get her?" the counsellor asked. "A cemetery plot."