The Polish Cruise A Polish guy is walking down the street in Chicago when he sees a sign outside a bar: "Polish Special: Dinner and a Cruise, $3.00!" So the guy walks in. Immediately he is hit in the head and knocked out. When he wakes up, he's floating in Lake Michigan in a barrel with an apple in his lap. He looks around, and sees another guy floating in a barrel about 20 feet away. "Hey!" he yells. "Do we get dessert on this cruise?" And the other guy says, "We didn't last year."