I used to have a co-worker named Joe. He seemed to have come out of no where. When he first got the job, We asked him where he was from, but he would always just shrug off the question. Nevertheless, Joe and I got along really well. One day, he approached me and asked if he could move in with me and my girlfriend. He told us about how our job wasn't paying enough for him to live alone, so we agreed and he moved in a few days later. He was an alright roommate. He always cleaned up after himsel…

Why couldn’t the vegan lesbian keep a girlfriend? She refused to eat anything with a face

At the restaurant, my girlfriend suddenly told me, “It’s over between us.” Me: Why? Her: For starters, I’m sick of your terrible jokes. Me: Ok. And for the main course?

Me and the girlfriend went to the restaurant for the first time in ages. The Waiter said, I am sorry but we are so busy tonight. Would you mind waiting for a bit? I said no problem. He said, well take these drinks to table. 5.