I used to have a co-worker named Joe. He seemed to have come out of no where. When he first got the job, We asked him where he was from, but he would always just shrug off the question. Nevertheless, Joe and I got along really well. One day, he approached me and asked if he could move in with me and my girlfriend. He told us about how our job wasn't paying enough for him to live alone, so we agreed and he moved in a few days later. He was an alright roommate. He always cleaned up after himsel…

Why couldn’t the vegan lesbian keep a girlfriend? She refused to eat anything with a face

Where did André 3000 take his girlfriend on a date? A Japanese restaurant, because she loves miso and this he knows for sure

At the restaurant, my girlfriend suddenly told me, “It’s over between us.” Me: Why? Her: For starters, I’m sick of your terrible jokes. Me: Ok. And for the main course?